Assumptions Based on Your Favorite Wii Sports Game

This is all done in good fun, so don't be mad at me please :D

Wii Bowling

If you chose Wii bowling, you most likely don't own the game yourself. A safe option for sure, it's definitely an easy game to play. You probably picked this option because it's easy to explain to your older relatives who insist their real bowling skills will translate to a virtual game. You probably also purposefully drop the ball once or twice just to see all the mii's spin around in shock. 



Wii Tennis

If you're picking tennis to play, you most definitely want to show off. You probably train like you life depends on it just so you can get the adrenaline rush of beating all your friends. You know the secret to spiking the tennis ball, yet you refuse to share your secret with anyone. It really isn't that serious, you need to chill out. You probably also have anger issues, maybe talk it out with a therapist instead of taking it all out on the wii remote, poor thing. 
 

Wii Golf

If you pick wii golf, no you don't. Nobody picks this one, nobody wants to play wii golf and if you do enjoy the most boring thing on the planet it's gonna take a lot of convincing to get anyone to play with you.

*I'm for sure gonna make a part two to this so if you didn't see your favorite Wii Sports game on here don't worry I will include it next time :]*



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